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The first thing that hits you about this website is the fact that the background image is of a nice pair of tits getting oiled up!  This is what we’re talking about, and you can tell the type of massage you’re going to get at Yab Yum by this; not only that, wait until you see their catch phrase on the home page: “Your stiffness...Our business”

However, having said that, you should pay special attention to the fact that on their website they clearly state that no sexual services will be offered under any circumstance.  Although they offer a completely natural and nude massage service they are not escort girls and you will not be looked upon favourably if you proposition them.

So what do you get that’s so erotic?

The massage

The massages are indeed erotic massages and the details of them are pretty vague.  Although they don’t offer any sexual services as such they recognise that the massage can be extremely sensual and erotic so they won’t be phased by any “reactions” you have to their skilful hands.  With their sensual massage they tell you that your masseuse will relieve you of your stress and I quote: “release you from every drop”.  Now it doesn’t take an absolute genius to work out that this probably means lingam massage too, and considering that they use tantric elements to their massage this is almost a given.

There are a few different massages to choose from, and when you go on the website you’ll be able to see more of them.  You can have your masseuse dress up in sexy lingerie etc or just have them naked; or you can have more than one girl massaging you.  They really seem to have all the bases covered here.

The Masseuses

Sadly there are no pictures of the masseuses anywhere onsite, unless the girl with her boobs out in the background of the webpage is one of them.  However, they do go to great lengths to make you feel as though you’re going to be taken care of by someone who really knows what they’re doing and someone who really knows their job.  They tell you that each girl is attractive and willing to please you, they are skilled and very much enjoy their job.

If you’re content with this much information then you’ll be pleased to go along; others however may wish to see exactly who they’re getting to do the business.

How much does it cost?

The elite massage, which is the most basic one available, will cost you £200 an hour.  This includes all the stuff you want: naked girl, dressed up girl, oil and everything else that comes with it.  For an extra £50 you can get a body on body massage with your masseuse, and this seems to be totally worth it in our opinion; after all, if your spending that much you may as well go the extra mile and get the rest!